One plus of marriage is that you get to have someone who can hide your candy when you ask him to. I’m not talking about me. I’ve just heard that this is done. Some people have food addictions and problems with sweets. Some people buy a container of dark chocolate covered cranberries that has 10 servings in it and want to eat the whole thing in one sitting. And some people ask their husband to hide the container for them so they don’t gobble them all up. However, some husbands don’t hide things very well and put them under the coffee table where hungry, gluttonous, and nosy wives see them. And some wives, while watching their last tv program of the evening, find that container and eat them all up anyway. Like I said, I’ve heard these things from others. I’m just saying.
#190: Hiding the candy October 28, 2011